VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
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