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Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
i black out too much to be "responsible"
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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