I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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