Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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