So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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