Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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