So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
smell my finger.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
