Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
that's an acceptable place to lick
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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