Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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