you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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