C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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