then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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