this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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