Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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