So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
