It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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