I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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