What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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