just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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