why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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