first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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