No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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