Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I could fuck to npr.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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