Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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