The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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