dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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