i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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