I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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