No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
