I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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