everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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