You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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