Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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