what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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