I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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