It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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