Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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