...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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