Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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