where am i from again
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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