You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
My bed smells like the plague
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
