on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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