; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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