Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
ugly people sure do ruin things
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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