Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Randomize
