The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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