Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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