Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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