Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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