Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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