I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Shame is for Republicans.
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